With The Citizen's Publication (or Citizen's Pub for short), I hope to resurrect the spirit of Citizen Steve Speaks, but with an updated attitude that showcases my collegiate propensity for being a know-it-all, and my desperate attempts to seem sophisticated. In addition to my general columnist-style pieces (which shall be labeled "Citizen Steve Speaks"), I plan to write about film ("Citizen Steve Sees"), food ("Citizen Steve Eats"), beverages ("Citizen Steve Drinks"), and style ("Citizen Steve Swaggers"). I also plan to have regular features about special topics, such as my favorite places ("Citizen Steve's Stomping Grounds") and bizarre fan-fiction ("Citizen Steve Writes Fan-Fiction").
While a general blog with one sole contributor may sound narcissistic- perhaps downright masturbatory- I feel that I deserve a readership as much as the glorified ad copy writers who churn out Esquire every month. (For the record, I love Esquire, and I read it religiously. But Christ, talk about selling a lifestyle.) I am working towards a minor in Cinema Studies, and just yesterday, off the cuff, I came up with five distinct reasons why Sister Act is a far superior film to Sister Act 2. I've been eating food all my life. I've been indulging in drinks of the alcoholic variety for as long as the Iraq War has been going on. And as for style, my taste in shoes has almost provoked barroom brawls, and I consider a bottle of orange pop an "accessory".
So read on, check back in, tell your friends, and give me feedback via the comments, my personal email (CitizenSteve18@gmail.com), on Twitter (twitter.com/CitizenSteve), or on facebook (facebook.com/CitizenSteve).
Cheers,
Citizen Steve
It doesn't take a minor in Cinema Studies to realize Sister Act I is better than the second, you dolt.
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